Is this news?
This may be the dumbest news story I've ever heard of:
Karl Rove's Garage Proves to Be Typical: Like a Lot of Folks, Karl Rove Has a Lot of Stuff Piled Up in His Garage.
Key graf: “Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.”
That's right, journalists. As in, more than one covered the fact that Karl Rove has a bicycle in his garage and a number of boxes.