Fun with background checks.
gave me a call today, to let me know that an Unnamed Goverment Agency had left her a message, asking questions about me. She naturally found this a little alarming, so she gave me a call to ask if I had known that the UGA was checking up on me. Yup, I did. Poor investigator must be bored silly investigating me. I don't do drugs, haven't had any jail time, haven't had suspicious foreign nationals in my entourage or really done anything that an investigator would find in the least interesting.