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Knew it had to happen eventually….

December 29, 2004 Leave a comment

Vioxx topples porn as spam king

NEW YORK (Reuters) — Porn ads slipped down the list of top junk e-mails in 2004, replaced by those hawking online Vioxx prescriptions, ID theft scams and stock pick information, America Online said.

Although “HOT LESBIAN ACTION” made the list of most frequently sent junk e-mails, or spam, lurid displays of pornography are now more easily blocked by filters offered by AOL and other Internet service providers.

The types of spam have also changed considerably and now feature deceptively simple text messages and Web addresses that link to sites, according to AOL, the world's largest Internet service provider and a unit of Time Warner Inc. CNN.com is also a unit of Time Warner Inc.

Junk e-mail senders have also gotten more sophisticated and are now generally controlled by several top “king pin spammers,” the company said.

AOL on Tuesday said junk e-mails received by its subscribers had dropped 75 percent largely due to better built-in filters and blocks, based on a poll of complaints it compiled.

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Sweet tool.

December 29, 2004 Leave a comment

Oh, I may never go back to iJournal. MacJournal is a much better tool, in my opinion.

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Giving MacJournal a try.

December 29, 2004 Leave a comment

I saw today that Mariner Software is now publishing the Mac OS X blogging tool MacJournal, starting next year. I decided to give it a try, since it has LiveJournal support. Will it beat out iJournal as my primary blogging tool? Maybe, especially since it makes local backups of my entries (a feature that iJournal does not have, to my knowledge.)

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Please donate to the tsunami relief funds.

December 29, 2004 Leave a comment

If you have spare money, please consider donating to one of the various relief agencies working to alleviate the suffering from the Indian Ocean tsunamis. Links to several of those organizations are below.

Amazon also has a donation page set up. All funds go to the American Red Cross Disaster Relief fund.

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He is the very model of a modern Major General….

December 22, 2004 Leave a comment

Just because I can, I present “The Modern Major General”, annotated by the Newnan Community Theatre Company.

GENERAL: I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
         I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
         I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
         From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
         I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
         I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
         About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
         With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
 
ALL: 		With many cheerful facts, etc.
 
GENERAL: I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
         I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
         In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
         I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
 
ALL: 		In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
       He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
 

GENERAL: I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
         I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
         I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
         In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
         I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
         I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
         Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
         And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
 
ALL: 		And whistle all the airs, etc.
 
GENERAL: Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
         And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
         In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
         I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
 
ALL: 		In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
       He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
 

GENERAL: In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
         When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
         When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
         And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat,"
         When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
         When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
         In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
         You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
 
ALL: 		You'll say a better Major-General, etc.
 
GENERAL: For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
         Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
         But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
         I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
 
ALL: 		But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
	     	He is the very model of a modern Major-General.
 
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Best advice for the Democratic Party I've heard in a while.

December 20, 2004 Leave a comment
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NORAD's gearing up for Christmas.

December 20, 2004 Leave a comment

How? By getting ready to track Santa Claus, of course.

For the second year in a row, Ringo Starr will be acting as an honorary Santa tracker for NORAD.

Moment of Zen
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Record-Beating Truffle Goes Home for Burial

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